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My poem for these times:
Wall Street Biggies by Fern
Where did all our money go?
Wall Street Biggies got their share,
But we're just left with mobs
Of debt and lots of deep despair.
"Too bad", they say, "Oh what a shame",
As they go their merry ways.
The rest of us will scrimp and save
Like Grandma long ago unfazed.
Hope those Biggies end up in a cave!
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Hi,
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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funny
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There are many good poems at a bmw rental los angeles that has been driven by a comedian.
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What a nice poem you have here, I’ve read you post Fern and I find your poem interesting to read with. Thanks for sharing it here, hope to see more of your poems and jokes. Have a nice day!
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Hey Fern that was a really nice poem by you
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Me and my girlfriend come to your site very often. We love reading your posts. Thank you!
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Very nice blog! I am going to come back there to read more blogs soon. Today I dropped there just to say thank you. Your work is great, also thanks for your time and efforts!
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Wintertime will soon be gone,
We should celebrate with a song!
Too much snow and too much cold
Have made this mommy feel real old!
I hate winter, I hate snow
So why do I live in New England, you know!
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It is good to see you here with your poems and jokes .it really makes me a lot of fun.
"I just bought a gift for my boss..It is a leaky ant farm/"
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Wow..what a great poems you have ..I want to read some more poems .So will you please provide me that..Poems which you have given above already I read that one all..and I really like that one..
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I enjoyed that, some really lovely poems you get there. I would like some more.
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Saw a daffodil peeking out today,
Poor little thing is squished, I say!
The snow has smashed its head so hard
It'll have a time getting up in the yard.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants – uh oh. Bathing suit – okay. Naked – we’ll see.
Cheers!
-Booker
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Here's my poem
stay here, don't go home
if you're all alone
bring a friend to share the tone
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Once there was a retired pirate so he decides to live with his brother.
The pirate walks up to his brothers house and knocks on the door and his brother answers the door and says, "Oh my gosh , what happened to your hand!?! "
The pirate said, "I lost it in a sword fight , but now I have a hook."
Then the brother said, "What about your leg?"
The pirate said, "A cannonball hit it , but now I have a peg leg ."
Then the brother said, "Well , what about your eye?"
The pirate said, "I got some dust in it ."
The brother said, "How could you lose your eye by just getting some dust in it?"
Then the pirate said, "It was my first day with my hook!
-Hanna
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What a nice poem you have here, I’ve read you post Fern and I find your poem interesting to read with. Thanks for sharing it here, hope to see more of your poems and jokes. Have a nice day!
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Easter eggs are dyed and ready,
Bonnets made and tied on steady.
Baskets decorated and on hand
To make the egg hunt really grand!
Little kids running to and fro
Finding treasures, don't you know.
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It was a great fun reading the poems. I really loved all of them. The name of the blog itself tells that who ever has written the poems here have applied their own brains. To write a poem, one has to be very creative and imaginative. Just putting one word after another can’t create a poem. Its an art to write and express the emotions. Poems should touch the heart of the person. I will like to read more poems on the subjects like winter, flowers, tears ,love, memories, mother.. The list is never ending. Hope I will get to read more stuff in coming days .
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really lovely poems you get there. I would like some more.
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Your poems give me goosebumps! they are awesome!
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yah i love all the poems related to romance, and still looking for new poetry thanks..
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What a nice poem you have here, I’ve read you post Fern and I find your poem interesting to read with. Thanks for sharing it here, hope to see more of your poems and jokes. Have a nice day!
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Its an art to write and express the emotions. Poems should touch the heart of the person. I will like to read more poems on the subjects like winter, flowers, tears ,love, memories, mother.. The list is never ending. Hope I will get to read more stuff in coming days .
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
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I really loved them all. The name of the blog says that whoever has written the poems here have implemented their own brains. To write a poem, one must be very creative and imaginative. Just putting one word after another can not create a poem. His art of writing and expressing emotions.
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Aww, this was a really quality post. In theory I’d like to write like this too – taking time and real effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and never seem to get something done.
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tow drums and a cymbol fell off a cliff- da da ch! (as in the sounds they make)
What do a shark and a rubberband and have in common? They're both made out rubber, except for the shark.
What did the farmer say when her lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor
Ha ha ha
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helpful info
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To write a poem, one has to be very creative and imaginative. Just putting one word after another can’t create a poem. Its an art to write and express the emotions. Poems should touch the heart of the person. I will like to read more poems on the subjects like winter, flowers, tears ,love, memories, mother.. The list is never ending. Hope I will get to read more stuff in coming days .
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